“ I just remembered something that happened in a high school course on civics, on how our government worked. The teacher asked each of us to stand up in turn and tell what we did after school. I was sitting in the back of the room, sitting next to a guy named J.T. Alburger. He later became an insurance man in Los Angeles. He died fairly recently. Anyway— he kept nudging me, urging me, daring me to tell the truth about what I did after school. He offered me five dollars to tell the truth. He wanted me to stand up and say, ‘I make model airplanes and jerk off.’
— Kurt Vonnegut, “Self-Interview” within Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage (via sarahspy) (via yaldabaoth)
